gil

🛸 they/her 📣 profile picrew @cherrybeez_ 🔔 also jadehoof on hive and tumblr

[gil @jadehoof]

@SailorTabbyCat @catacalypto Excuse me, may I have my cats back? 👀

[gil @jadehoof]

@bunkerton 😌

[gil @jadehoof]

@bunkerton yes, hello?

👀

[gil @jadehoof]

Never thought I'd be buying 16lb bags of cat food, but here I am.

[AVC @annevclark]

Jimmy Buffett dying on Labor Day weekend is the most over summer has ever been.

[gil @jadehoof]

@braxiatel House!! 🎉

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Virgo season

[gil @jadehoof]

New Call of Duty update can't detect that my driver is up to date, so I have to roll it back. If I roll it back I can't play Baldur's Gate.

🙃🙃🙃

[gil @jadehoof]

It's just been two months living here now and we've already seen mass fires and now flooding.

🙃🙃🙃

(VERY grateful neither has directly impacted us)

[gil @jadehoof]

Showing up two hours early to a domestic flight is my toxic trait.

[gil @jadehoof]

Good morning.

Why have I swept away at least 6 tiny spiders off of my office desk since I sat down less than an hour ago?

WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM??

[gil @jadehoof]

Updating my work email signature and display name to the short version I go by = a handful of people start calling me Mr.

Updating my work email signature with my pronouns (which none are masc) = a noticeable increase in people calling me Mr.

🤪

[gil @jadehoof]

I didn't think 98% humidity was a thing... but here I am, breathing in air soup.

[gil @jadehoof]

I still can't get over how Lunenburg is a little over an hour from my house.

[gil @jadehoof]

Today I got to write "... set the obelisk down beside the pedestal..." in a work related email, and tiny 7 year old ancient Egyptian obsessed me is screaming in delight.

[gil @jadehoof]

I just got The Nod™️ from a middle aged white man driving by while I was using my leaf blower for grass clippings in the front.

Did I just get a good grade in lawn care?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[Addison✨ @shinyjpg]

holds out my palm to show you him