Jade

Trans car girl degen 🏳️‍⚧️

[Jade @jadeisdead509]

I just called the shrub I tripped on a bitch and it straight took that shit

[Jade @jadeisdead509]

Gf is the descendent of a polish/jewish resistance fighter dating a descendant of an Italian gestapo officer dealing with my crazy German mom

[Jade @jadeisdead509]

@redneckmuslim25 @pixieglitch_ That’s what I do when your kind dm me tryna get nudes

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@keinlockett41 I kiss my girlfriend all the time so yes

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@Serraphina Already have 2

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Anxious bottom x overconfident top >>>>>>>

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@CalMeNoble6 Nuh uh

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Is circle jiggling 2 women’s boobs more gay than having sex

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@molnar_sco60319 @tifastarr That’s just cause your too much of a bitch to step up

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@tifastarr It’s hands on SIGHT ain’t nobody bullying my diva

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@purutrap Actively kissing one

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Wdym sponge bob flipped off sandy thats like bob the builder voting against immigrant rights -me

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Just walked past a old lady with a butch hair cut with a blue stripe god I wanna be her when I’m older

[Jade @jadeisdead509]

My dad spent 3k on a toilet

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Is this the vibe chat

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Toooooob

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Shoulda worn shoes. 1850f metal hurts when it meets your foot

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You know your about to do some sketchy shit at work when your required to put shoes on

[Jade @jadeisdead509]

*having sexual conversation*
“I know something else too”
“Is it about cheese”
“No! Get your mind out of the gutter”

[Jade @jadeisdead509]

I wanna like create content but idk what to create that people will enjoy consuming. So imma do the age old get high and do something until someone laughs trick.