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welcome to my news channel

[Meg @MegYen_Yo]

I hate it here. This is disgusting.

[jadelake @jadelake_]

Add to queue: everyone’s Spotify wrapped

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Xitlaly🌞 @DaisyXitlaly]

But like actually...

[Meg @MegYen_Yo]

“When I’m sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the supreme court]? And I say ‘When there are nine.’ People are shocked. But there’d been nine men, and nobody’s ever raised a question about that." RBG

[jadelake @jadelake_]

iOS 14 lets us pin text conversations

we can now stare at the lack of response with ease :)))

[jadelake @jadelake_]

imagine being so insecure w ur own dick that u are threatened by ppl on the other side of a screen

baby, she ain’t free, she’s a queen👑

[✝️Britain wheat📈 @BbritainwheatYa]

Having a girlfriend with an only fans couldn’t be me 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[jadelake @jadelake_]

Check out the comments for a laugh or absolute rage.

[jadelake @jadelake_]

Oh I thought a non-medical professional said something

[Anthony Sabatini @AnthonySabatini]

If you are arrested or fined for not wearing a mask—call me and I will represent you for free

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[jadelake @jadelake_]

Recognize your privilege if that by not talking about it, you can ignore it entirely.

If you’re exhausted from hearing about it, think about those who are exhausted experiencing it.

[Meg @MegYen_Yo]

Excuse me. POTENTIAL INTOXICANTS? Shame on this. It takes weeks for toxicology results.

[T. @twighoff]

Now don’t forget two weeks ago white people occupied a state building with automatic weapons so they could get haircuts....

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

No one ever seems to have tear gas when heavily armed white men show up at government buildings

[pat :) @patrob1998]

it’s so rude how expensive it is to be alive :/

[FOMO @fomomusic_]

The fact EDM is THRIVING in an era of 0 live shows is proof that this isn’t about drugs or going to shows or festivals to be cool. This is about the music. It always has been