jade 💕🌈🐣

i only have two interests and it’s housewives and pokémon (she/her)

[sarah @dollisstic]

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

She would absolutely love a jet 2 holiday

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

been on hold with my bank for over an hour

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

bimbos baby, you may be gone but you will always be remembered by the pizza plates i stole from 3 years ago that are the perfect size for a frozen pizza 🙏#gonebutnotforgotten

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

keep bumping that @KamalaHarris 🌴🥥💚 https://t.co/JnvLhj4pzi

[Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee]

Espresso Martinis are Red Bull Vodka for people who’ve aged out of Jersey Shore and into Real Housewives.

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

she really said 💁🏼‍♀️

[Vince @vincentlao18]

She’s just unbeatable. Hair. Gown. Pose. One of Nicole Kidman’s best looks! 💛 #nicolekidman

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

that’s our girl 🥲 #DragRace

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

carly rae jepsen quitting sugar is so me quitting vaping.

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

jack giving tori that bracelet #mafsau

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Sir where are your blueprints

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

Erika Jayne spotted on Smith St.

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Queer Eye is queer content for straight people.

Survivor is straight content for queer people.

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

ok they were also cunty af

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

@mascgay 🫡

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

she’s soooo cunty 💁🏼‍♀️

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

Everytime Jack opens his mouth. #MAFSAU

[jade 💕🌈🐣 @jadelaura1]

there’s a photo booth being installed on otter st for photo 2024. this seems like important info for @hnrysmll to know.