jade

clear eyes, full heart, still losing

[jade @jadelele]

i hate bars & going out but i love bars & going out???!?

[jade @jadelele]

still thinking about the kid that served me a shot of tequila yesterday with a lime on the side “because i probably don’t need it, i look tough” 🙃

[jade @jadelele]

lol the way time makes me delusional & lack any clarity at all

[jade @jadelele]

it’s gotta get worse before it gets worser

[jade @jadelele]

should probably be concerned about my top 5 most frequent right now

[jade @jadelele]

i hate when candy packaging says “share size” like excuse me that is not up to you

[jade @jadelele]

i feel like if i don’t fall asleep during my snooze minutes i deserve to try them again

[jade @jadelele]

@blakeshelton @NBCTheVoice @NiallOfficial #whatchadoinniall

[jade @jadelele]

@NiallOfficial @ginamilesmusic @NBCTheVoice #whatchadoinniall

[jade @jadelele]

#whatchadoinniall @NiallOfficial

[jade @jadelele]

my phone stopped autocorrecting “yeha” into yeah so it’s like i’m just yee haw ing all the time 🤠

[jade @jadelele]

i don’t understand cats

[jade @jadelele]

reminder to skip your fabletics…i forgot last month & a friendly customer service rep had to do it for me 🙃

[jade @jadelele]

as an adult who buys my own shower stuff i now understand why my mom got so mad when i tried to fit all of her products in one bottle while in the bath as a child

[jade @jadelele]

why every person that posts an insta story in their car i wanna ask “where u goin”

[haji @AHAJ_]

I only have room in my life for people who are nice to me on purpose. I don’t get the sense of humor where making fun of someone is cute or funny because ur just kidding.

[jade @jadelele]

hey microwaveable instructions- i will never know the wattage of the microwave i’m using

[jade @jadelele]

maybe the weirdest email i’ve ever got 🥑?

[jade @jadelele]

thinking about the time bryan asked if i had a dude over while he was gone bc there was a burnout in the driveway as if i’m not cool enough to do my own burnout