✨ Jade ✨

welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | book nerd 📚 | cat mum 🐈 | trainee counsellor 🤓 | pls don't follow me if u know me, this is my shit posting platform x

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

I have enough audacity to complain that the hockey streaming never fkn works for me

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Idk if I'm watching Cardiff devils or flys cos that's how the big green shiny helmets make them look

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Living alone with three cats and being disabled is v tough

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

I just really really really love Neck Deep

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

One of the cats just brought a cricket in for my boyfriend and I think that's sweet cos she literally dropped it at his feet

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Hate people who can't be quiet when others are sleeping and have zero respect for someone with a sleep disorder !! Just because YOU'RE awake, doesn't mean everyone else in the house has to be

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

So annoying seeing people you know have a great support network acting like they don't and posting how they're going through something alone because they have no idea what the reality of being completely alone is actually like

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

I've got 99 problems and every single one would be solved if I just was a different person

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Imagine being able to sleep and not have one thousand racing thoughts. Couldn't be me x

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

I quite like this Thomas Caron you know

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Still can't get over the fact I suggested ordering dessert to my boyfriend and his response was "there's yogurt in the fridge" .. YOGURT?? As if it's comparable to the chocolate covered waffle I'm dribbling at the mouth for

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Me seeing Stoevers Instagram post because it sounds like a goodbye

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

I'm very new to ice hockey so I shouldn't have an opinion lol but I genuinely think I prefer the playoffs to the league because it can literally be anyone's and that just makes it so interesting and unpredictable

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

CONNOR FUCKING CAPONI

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Not me booking tickets to see 30STM in London but getting a hotel for Manchester cos I got confused lol

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Roanoke has to be the shittest ahs season

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

Named him Connor Caponeigh and because nobody I know follows the hockey, not a single person laughed. Devastated

[✨ Jade ✨ @jadelevistone]

@tiredlouise I'm so sorry you're going through this. Sending so much love, my inbox is always open 🫶🏻

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

See that fella that killed Huntley? say thanks, give him a kit kat as a reward then kill him too.
Stop making him out to be a hero.