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Student of Javi.

#WarframeRP #40kRP

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

The Alchemist, the Warden, the Scholar;
He is the student of Javi,
The Warden of Dabaoth-Kra,

Deccan Valkrein,
𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐒

💉(N)SFW
💉Zenurik school
💉Lore focused before gameplay focused
💉Operator is 27 y/o and 5'5"
💉Frame itself has no sapience

❤️ & 🔁

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

@Troubled_Tau I literally just got back, and now it looks like I'm walking back out just as quickly as last time, maybe faster. I have people blocked for a reason!

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

@NewWorldCadian Holy fuck has it actually been that long?

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

Wait. Drop everything for a moment.

Did he not lose communication with that other reality?

By the Void, listening to both this and other Tenno is going to quickly shorten his lifespan...

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"We were all raised to be child soldiers. I just happened to be the one stuck torturing innocent men and women for the crime of selflessness."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"I wasn't referring to you. And frankly, it's unethical to kill the Orokin if you're not going to subject them to the worst acts of torment imaginable, a task I was specifically raised to perform regularly with optimal results."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"And now I have a snitch to drive those in hiding extinct in a matter of days. And when that's done, it gets the Jade Light. Just like those fuckers deserve."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Don't worry, nothing escapes Dabaoth-Kra unless I let it. And frankly, I would very much like to ensure that there aren't any more of our golden worms crawling about the system."

[VΔLE @meridiemlunae]

"You're just giving me anxiety on purpose at this point."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Can't hear you, putting the douchebag condroc shoggoth into the domestic drone so I can turn it into a cephalon that mops floors."

[VΔLE @meridiemlunae]

"What about 'get rid of it' is so hard for you to grasp?"

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Why get rid of it? I was thinking something a little more... Deserving. Poetic. Cruel, even."

[VΔLE @meridiemlunae]

"Even more reason to /get rid of it."/

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Okay, just here me out: Some smug-ass Orokin scumbag thought he was clever and possessed the sludge pile, and I think it's trying to speak."

[VΔLE @meridiemlunae]

"How the hell is a sentient blob of /MOLTEN CONDROCS/ amusing????"

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"I am ware, but given recent events and the strain on all of us trying to rebuild, it would be appreciated if you didn't do that. Especially since this thing is currently more mildly amusing than it is a threat."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Do not bomb Earth. The place is sealed, I'm just waiting on some helminth scrubbers."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"And risk the possibility of a second Deimos ON EARTH?"

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Okay so, my analysis just finished updating, apparently they're MOLTEN condrocs. How the actual fuck-"

"Oh shit, this is a Grendal's lair, there's going to be a damned stew room, isn't there...?"

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Apparently, the now sapient liquid."

[VΔLE @meridiemlunae]

"What the fuck could have possibly escaped from a jar of LIQUIFIED CONDROCS?"

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Unfortunately, a certain Grineer lab was sacked recently, and suddenly a lot of Tenno have started playing god in the dumbest ways, and I have to clean it up."

"Update: Please don't let these idiots get their hands on Kuva again. This shit's alive."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"Grendal users should not have access to any lab equipment. Ever."

"Especially since the damn condroc smoothie is on the loose and apparently ALIVE."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

"It's the jar of roughly 57 liquefied kondrocs."

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

Shit, somebody set off an alarm, it's gotten out of the jar-

I swear, this is the LAST TIME I babysit annother Tenno's science project!

[ᒪߡ∇❍Ⴝ @jadelightdreams]

The JUICE.