Jade Clarke

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[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

Didn’t fancy actually cooking my food tonight no? @McDonaldsUK @McDonalds 🤢🤢🤢

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@LoveLullaBellz Can someone please message me about an order that hasn’t arrived??? 🙏🏻

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@LoveLullaBellz can someone PLEASE message me about an order I paid next day delivery for… still haven’t got it 2 days later and my tracking is non existent 🤯

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

I’m such a conspiracist I even think the weathers up to something

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@Remh91x Well fucking congratulations because I’ve gained nearly a stone and I feel like a whale 😖😂

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@Remh91x Same! I’ve been out for the best walk and sunk a bottle of sauv in my garden when I got back! Delightful 🥰

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@Georgeatasda after having my new curtains up for 6 weeks I’ve realised one is longer than the other 🤔 fancy sending me some that have been made properly? 🥴 thanks

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@daisyduke92x Same! 🤣

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

Can someone please reply to my DM @RoyalMailHelp I never received my parcel you said you delivered and I’d appreciate it if someone could find it and actually deliver it 🙂

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@SilverMushroom_ can someone help with an order that hasn’t been delivered yet please?

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@charbussey Oh no really! That shut me up 🤣 collect it’s so much quicker lol xx

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@Stephiono @HarropAshleigh @joanneoliver92 @McDonaldsUK You’re acting like you want it do you wanna come collect hun honestly just take it 😷

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

Hi can I have a Big Mac meal please with a Diet Coke? @McDonaldsUK yeah sure take a burger with NOTHING IN IT! A full fat coke and no dip for your mozzarella dippers and you can’t have the sour cream for your chicken selects either, sort your new broadstairs mcds out, idiots

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@HarropAshleigh @Stephiono @joanneoliver92 @McDonaldsUK It’s the no anything 💔

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@Stephiono @joanneoliver92 @HarropAshleigh @McDonaldsUK 2020 is just getting worse

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

@HarropAshleigh @McDonaldsUK Nope there wasn’t even a sticker on the box to say it was a special order for some moron... I rang them like are you all ok in there?? He went well we are new, I said EVERYTHING was wrong? How can you give someone a Big Mac with no sauce no cheese no salad nothing 😂 no dips 😪

[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

We decided to add up everything we’ve spent on just eat app and deliveroo in the 7 months we’ve been together.... £2390 coulda got me some hella nice stuff 💔🐷

[𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦. @KeishaPileGray]

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[Jade Clarke @jadelouisa20]

I don’t get how some people just can’t make a decent cup of tea