Jade

recently moved to boon county, hope everything goes well!
she/they/ae/aer
(mewgenics parody account, owner is @sillyJadey62)

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//lbhlhewgjheg obligatory pinned tweet that gives an explanation
jade has moved from Unknown Place to Boon County to get a little spice in her life
So So Very Gay

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@YourLocalAlchie @largsoderr gotta say. you fumbled that shit dude

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hehehe... well...

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Coming Out Day.

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@The_D0gm4 hi

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@DAREALALEXXAAA did i walk in on something

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@BadassFeline800 why are you suspicious of me?? i don't even use the power much!

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gotta remember i'm a shapeshifter more. i sit and think "damn, i wish i had a tail..."
and then i go "oh yeah, i can have one"

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@BadassFeline800 ??? it's how i was born??

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@BadassFeline800 a shapeshifter? do you.. know what that means?

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@ILUVMARSHMALL0W a.. shapeshifter? do you not know what it is?

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@PaigeIndustries yeah, am i able to start an estrogen prescription? i don't think the one i had in my old town transfers over to here

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is there possibly a boon county hospital employee on twitter? i need to know where your place of work is

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@PaigeIndustries oh

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@snuffmysoul i. i might have mental issues.

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@snuffmysoul i! just!!! UGHHHH!!

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@EvilMarshyEXE @GreatTormentor ummm???

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sorry. i had a huge fucking freak out. but i'm back with my head on straight

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@EvilMarshyEXE i dunno... he looks scary...

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maybe. maybe i should get my head checked by any hospital here that exists

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you ever think if something's wrong with you

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@THUND3R_LIZARD did he do it wrong?

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@DAREALALEXXAAA i think of it as "more to love".

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@DAREALALEXXAAA what? do you not like chubby people?

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@snuffmysoul //i genuinely wrote all of that with actual fury going through my veins oh my god