Jaden Beck

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Edmonton..it’s Mandatory Team RAGER time. Run the clock out in St Louis, this game is over. Quick shower..everyone booze on the bus, everyone booze on the Plane, Land in Detroit..bus goes straight to Penthouse club on 8 mile. Everyone gets #InOne. Play guilty Tomorrow.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Gene Principe @GenePrincipe]

Nice work by @Sportsnet crew @cmcdavid97 was going 40.9 km's an hour on 2nd goal. Means he couldn't legally skate in school/playground zone

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Hello out there, we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight! #HockeyIsBack

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Canadian life expectancy: 82.1 years
US life expectancy: 78.7 years

Canadian health spend: $4,608/person
US health spend: $9,451/person https://t.co/6cEMFShKQT

[Marc-Edouard Vlasic @Vlasic44]

Beautiful, right? @NHL https://t.co/QsQ3wfa59P

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Blue is freaking tight https://t.co/hzyxFWyBBV

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

i love everything about this video https://t.co/wGodH0tAcG

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"I'm heartless"
"My curve game strong"
"I don't text back"
"I'm crazy asf"
"Life is too short to"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

TRUE

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I know I shouldn't, but I can’t stop laughing https://t.co/NqVNJ3WuWV

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you realize summer is almost over https://t.co/f0Me6RPlGk

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Where is the chill