jaden 🌿

convenient to yell at

[jaden 🌿 @jadencheloha]

happy birthday . . . Maggie Gyllenhaal

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’m Jack Shit and he’s Fuck All

[knox @showponyboyx]

why did none of you tell me this is an actual guy

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

when you and twin lowkey 28

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

deleting linkedin to focus on letterboxd

[Flib @flibbier]

I'm 20.
Bought myself the spongebob sidekick on fortnite.
Not "parents."
Not "got lucky."
I set a goal and achieved it Discipline, awareness, priorities.

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

is that? no way

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

They shoulda called this guy Kenneth Runner! Lol. @BarackObama

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

unambiguous gestapo shit. Our tax dollars paying for cowardly racist thugs to terrorize American streets with impunity. Anyone who says otherwise is complicit.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Saw two young fratty guys walk by an ad for The Testament of Ann Lee and have this exchange:

"Yo have you seen that?"
"Yeah. It's good. It's, like..."
"Is it trippy?"
"Yeah, it's trippy."
"Cause it's like, a different time, right?"
"Yeah, it's a different time."

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

taking sick shots of your boys at the bowling alley

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

movie theater marquees in a year maybe

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother

[Dubs @DubsUW]

learning the ropes. might chew them.

[MLB @MLB]

FOR HUMPY! 😭