Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version)

I talk, walk and eat fast.

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

Give me Old Bay or give me death.

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

@toddrensi TRUE

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

@Tommy_VA10 Time for another trolling @CK_Hyde

[Tuned Into Tennis Podcast @TunedIntoTennis]

Dan Evans’s will receive $353,445 for winning the ATP500 event in Washington, D.C.

Coco Gauff will receive $120,150 for winning the WTA500 event in Washington, D.C.

They played at the same venue all week
They played best of 3 sets all week
They will not get paid the same

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Show me a meal more elite than a caesar salad and a side of fries. You can’t

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

@shadybradybaby bc it About Me

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

@shadybradybaby FORCED?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We desperately need a couple of boring years.

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

@anonymere89 @mmmegan_mac Stop

[Rep. Saira Draper @SairaForGeorgia]

Don't tell me energy is low around voting.

Just received a report out of Kansas that a voter was told she couldn't vote while wearing her partisan t-shirt.

So she took it off and voted in her bra.

[isabel (taylor’s version) @cmtswift]

i can’t believe people who have been planning their weddings for months are now debating moving the date because there’s a taylor swift concert that day…what the hell is the debate?? no wedding could be that important

[Nora Princiotti @NoraPrinciotti]

Not getting a FedEx stop on the Eras tour was the last straw. Her power.

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

@anonymere89 Cancelled

[Devi Ruia @DeviRuia]

what if taylor swift’s 3am chaotic surprise is that she’s taking over as prime minister

[Jaden Hyde (Taylor’s Version) @jadenelyse]

Are Stanley cups the new beanie babies?