Jaden Just Now

The shit Jaden says, all in one place.

#JustJadenThings

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Jaden just now: "My mom makes the best pancakes. And since Jack is not my brother, he is not one of them.” @J_THR3

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Jack just now: "The key to shitting in the shower is to curb stomp it down the drain." #notjaden

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"You don't have to fold or scrunch if you only use one square of toilet paper!!!"

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Jaden just now: "I ONLY USE ONE PIECE OF PAPER, NO MATTER HOW MUCH POOP THERE IS."

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Jaden just now: "Hot dogs are sandwiches." #WRONG

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Jaden just now: "Wait, you said I'm overreacting, but you just called me Trump for wanting controller support for The Sims 4."

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Jaden just now: "Frank is my boyfriend."

Me: "Isn't that @mitchiepina's boyfriend?"

Jaden: "NO, HE'S MINE."

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Me: "Do you wanna switch spots, Sydney?"

Sydney: "Nah, it's good."

Jaden just now: *whispers* "Guess she's not a switch."

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Jaden just now: "You know how people say 'West Side 'til I die'? I'm Cheetah 'til I die." #CheetahGirls

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Jaden just now: "Ah, so that's why I only feel comfy in a fursuit."

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Jaden just now: *Playing Breathe of the Wild*

"Ah, arrows... or as they say in Spanish, 'rice'." #arroz #HA

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Jaden just now: "Flaccid potato action."

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Jaden just now: *watching Kill la Kill* Damn "that guy's got a tight ass. Like he could clench something and break it. "

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Jaden just now: *performs an okay card trick* "Look out, I'm gonna be the next Keanu." @kcepcion

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Jaden just now: "I used to have nightmares about the ghost of Abraham Lincoln."

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Jaden just now: "I know of this very cute manga called Shingeki no Kyojin."

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Jaden just now: "Jack, you have the attention span of a peanut."

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Jaden just now: "Hey, I love Dakota." #JAKOTA2017