Jaden

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

I know my boyfriend grew up with an almond mom cause his go to snacks are cliff bars,skinny pop, and dried mango🥸

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Ya know what maybe I really do just hate them cause I ain’t them

[celeste 🌼 @somedayskinny_]

in the clerb we all dehydrated

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Ok this isin’t funny anymore, where is my vampire boyfriend

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Socks are really just just the plastic utensils of the feet

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

My yapping is at an all time high, just got compared to a podcast.

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

You can’t call yourself a real yapper if you literally can’t shut up even if you’re sleeping.

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Everyone thank David Guetta for your EDM obsession

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

The saddest part of Robert Pattinson’s dating history and love life is that I can’t listen to the amazing Suki Waterhouse #fkatwigs

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

You can say whatever u want but I’m still on your moms Instagram so who’s really winning.

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

People who compliment others on how good a burp was are not to be trusted🐒

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Jakey is relevant for me again in a great way.🫐

[strawberryshortcake239 @strawbe43238472]

The most humbling moment is when Face ID doesn’t recognize you.

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Birthday wishes don’t count after 5 p.m.

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

How many chapped lips does it take to get to the bottom of an @AquaphorUS tub

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

I don’t get how people rawdog going to sleep. No tv, no music. Not even white noise…or a night light? Cray

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Pleaseeeeee bring shame back 2023

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Having a 5 min long story after a night out is for GIRLS ONLY🧚🏾‍♂️

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

Sometimes it’s just not like that

[Jaden @jadenrose26]

I bet you your “really chill and cool” guy friend is 1000% a shitty boyfriend