jade o’rourke

don’t take me seriously on here

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"just lock tf in" babes I’ve got ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

[27. @dimvji]

hitting the gym cause hitting people is wrong

[27. @dimvji]

holding back sarcastic replies takes a lot out of me

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Me at 21 - staying out til 2, at work by 7, no probs

Me now - you want to start a movie at 8? Are you insane???

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

dressing up cute & trying new restaurants is my type of fun

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[ִֶָ @stopedrew]

quando vc já entregou TUDO isso vc tem o total direito de subir num palco e conduzir seu show da maneira que quiser!

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

the older you get, you start to appreciate simply chilling at home with nothing on your schedule and nowhere you need to be.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

A warm day in February will literally change your entire mood

[m. @theonlymiyam]

Any money you spend on eating well, dressing well, smelling good & exploring the world is never a waste

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[nikita @poohthebear0]

love when people post lil photo dumps of their life like yes show me the random flower you noticed on your walk

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

“You handled it so well” Thanks I don't remember 45% of my life

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Nothing is ever TMI for me. For me, TMI stands for Tell Me Immediately.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

get money, see the world, take cool fit pics