Ozwald

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When you haven’t done laundry in weeks so you start wearing random shii at home 😭💔

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If she got big ti🍒ies and wear glasses. She's evil.

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My expectations whenever I contributed to buy curry powder at home

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Your rich boyfriend turning into something you don't know during the night

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When she dumps you but you have another girlfriend

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Me pausing the 🍆🍑 video so that I can hear where the footsteps are heading to:

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Classmate reading : “the the the the”

Me:

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Haramball derby ….

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How your girlfriend sees you after meeting a guy who's doing better than you

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When you get your hair done but you still look like your father

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Death watching you go raw with a prostitute😭

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The side dude waiting for her to get off the video call with you

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when your quiet friend starts
becoming a comedian in front of girls

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"Sir I forgot to write my name on my exam script"

"Don't worry you'll write it next year"

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There’s always that couple on campus who studies together and still ends up failing together😭

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How she sees you at home once she starts cheating😭

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me finding out that im the one ruining my entire life😭

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Traveled : 2 km
Vomited : 2 kg
Hobby : Traveling

Traveling is my therapy

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3 things to avoid when you want to save money

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I know you’re tracking me, but I’m not going to let this bomb k*ll these innocent people