Jade Patteri

singer. actress. dancer. writer. model. dad joke enthusiast.

[KB Recording Group @OfficialKBRG]

Cupid never saw this one coming. 😈
@jadepatteri’s “Cupid’s Vicious” is OUT NOW — 🎧 Stream it everywhere: https://t.co/eXPJJDVZN6 
A little sweet. A lot savage. 💋
#CupidsVicious #JadePatteri #OutNow #PopRock #NewMusic #BreakupBanger #KBRecordingGroup

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

GO STREAM AND WATCH “CUPID’s VICIOUS” por favorrrr💘🪉

https://t.co/wRge40gNCy

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Cupid’s Vicious💘🪉 Out on all platforms October 10th👰🏼‍♀️💍 @kbrecordinggroup

https://t.co/AhLBIzezFa

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Very curious why everyone keeps calling Kendrick Lamar’s concert the Super Bowl?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨91-Year-Old Pasadena resident speaks on losing his home of 60 Years in California fire:

“I’m going to break down again. It’s my whole life. I’m okay. Even though I’m 91 years old, I’ll start over again.”

[aka @akafaceUS]

Wow! Palisades in LA is COMPLETELY GONE.. This is horrible.

[Chris Cristi @abc7chriscristi]

MAJOR EMERGENCY: Hollywood Hills fire spreading RAPIDLY towards Hollywood Blvd

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Dear towing companies…Please stop TOWING CARS while we are packing it for a possible evacuation!! We have no idea where our car is… we started packing our car outside OUR garage and it got towed. I’m absolutely disgusted… Really…now???

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

@tessmonpere HAHA oh I’m so happy to hear that. You know I’m mad when I come on this app to rant loll

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

I just left a line for water at the airport because it was a little too long… then proceeded to walk for about 10 minutes until I found a shorter line. If that isn’t girl math I don’t know what is.

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Dear airports that sell hand sanitizers without a spray cap. Do better. This is 2024… what are we doing?? I promise you the twist off cap was not innovative or a “cute new look.” It was dumb. A whole nother level of dumb.

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

@popcultureprnc @IamJaylonBias Mine does!

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Dear people that cave dive and free hand rock climb… Why?

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Also go stream my music… so I can afford to go buy more mango sticky rice lolll

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Okay real question. Is anyone else obsessed with mango sticky rice? Or is that just a me thing?

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Go stream “PTSD” out now!🩷✨

https://t.co/QV8oCUjXwS

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

I’m baaack! And gotta show coming up! Ticket link in my bio!💗🎟️

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Forgot to post some proof that I played @theVIPERroom 💋❤️‍🔥🎸

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

Tonight at 10:30PM I’m playing an unreleased song @theVIPERroom come out!🎵💋

[Jade Patteri @jadepatteri]

See you all tonight! 10:30PM!🎸❤️‍🔥