Jade Reimnitz

[Jade Reimnitz @jaderaider84]

@ElTrain_ Those eggs are perfection

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@ElTrain_ I cannot WAIT!!!!

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Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

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Stop asking me to put in my zip code to see the menu!!!!

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@ElTrain_ @taylorswift13 LAURA TAYLOR-“SWIFT” is ENGAGED! She’s a real big fan of yours. I’m sure she’ll send you a wedding invite!

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@ElTrain_ @CBSNews Literally my heaven

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My fatal flaw is making a list then forgetting to bring it to the store

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“I haven’t had a free day since like 2003” @mchristensonn

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Where’d you pee? In the petrified wood. Out of context bachelorette party

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Omg remember temple run

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Okay but y’all remember this??!!

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“People do not stop buying ketchup in a recession”

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There is no better pickle than a vlasic baby dill

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@ElTrain_ I love you Laura, we are living our best lives here

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@mchristensonn Walkie talkie feature is a top feature 💯

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Don’t be alarmed, I’m not hacked! Just trying to get some free stuff at my upcoming stay in Jackson!

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Planning my trip to Teton Village - staying at Continuum Hotel. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/rfEp0xieAa @ContinuumJh

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Don’t let Monday ruin Sunday

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@Tatum_Richards Right?! Grains of rice...

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Anyone else remember going hard on https://t.co/HPmSqiGES2 in middle school?