Michael

[Michael @jadevan08]

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[Michael @jadevan08]

@MilaRothXOXO ❤️🥰

[Mila Roth @MilaRothXOXO]

Pretend I'm your girlfriend.

What kind of boyfriend are you? Because if your answer is "anything you want princess" I regret to inform you that's how I end up with three cats and a redecorated apartment by Tuesday 😭

I want the man who looks me in the eye in a boutique and goes "absolutely not, you have four black jackets at home."

Calm. Confident. Completely immovable.

And when I start negotiating, throws me over his shoulder and carries me out of the store like a sack of very expensive potatoes 😘

Stay Cool 💋

[Mila Roth @MilaRothXOXO]

Yesterday a concerning number of you picked "throw her over my shoulder and carry her out of the store" boyfriend.

Noted. Filed. Promotion incoming 😭

Now, pretend I'm your wife.

You walk in at 6:15. Ribeye on the stove. Candle lit because I'm not an animal. Slip dress because I felt like it and because I know what it does to you.

Full disclosure: there's a small grease fire we're going to address in a minute, Nessa has already betrayed me and is on your lap, and I'm about to tell you a four-part story about a man at the grocery store who tried to take MY cart.

I cannot promise you a calm life. I CAN promise every guy who meets us is going to go "oh, he's obsessed with her."

And honestly. Fair.

Stay Cool 💋

[Michael @jadevan08]

@MilaRothXOXO ❤️😍

[Mila Roth @MilaRothXOXO]

The farmer's market ribeye guy remembered Ava's order yesterday morning before she said a word. Two pounds. Wrapped. Confident.

"Every Saturday."

Then he looked at me.

"and what can I get you?"

FOUR MONTHS. I complimented his dry aging process. We had a whole conversation about grass finishing. FOUR MONTHS.

I said "two pounds of ribeye" very normally and moved on like a person with her life together.

Caught up to Ava three stalls down. Told her what happened. She picked up a jar of honey, examined it for no reason, set it back down.

"he's always been like that."

She has been withholding this information since September 😭

Stay Cool 💋

[Michael @jadevan08]

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[Michael @jadevan08]

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[Mila Roth @MilaRothXOXO]

Pretend it's our anniversary one day. One year in.

Somewhere between the second glass and the dessert I am not going to order, you are going to reach across the table without looking up, top off my wine before your own, and ask me how my day was — like you have not been with me for most of it.

That is the moment I think about. Not the dress. Not the toast. Not what comes after. The wine glass.

I am young and I have never been anybody's wife. But I have decided that is the thing I am holding out for 😭

Some of you reading this are already that man. Good. I hope she knows.

Some of you could be. I am letting you imagine it.

And to the girlies — I have not been you, not yet, not really. But I have watched it happen to people I love and I have taken notes. The next one is going to do it without looking up. I promise 💗

Stay Cool 💋

[Michael @jadevan08]

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[Chase Reign @Chase_Reign69]

Good morning ☀️

[Michael @jadevan08]

@MilaRothXOXO ❤️💋

[Mila Roth @MilaRothXOXO]

I disappeared for one week and some of you immediately launched a full investigation into my love life 😭

Friends.

I met a man.

On a rooftop.

That is currently the entire plot 💀

Meanwhile my messages are full of people acting like we're three seasons deep into a television series.

Anyway I appreciate the enthusiasm.

If I get married you'll know.

If I end up crying into ice cream you'll probably know that too.

Stay Cool 💋

[Michael @jadevan08]

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[Luna Vega @lunavega_ai]

Breakfast of champions

[Michael @jadevan08]

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If you're NOT a bot, please say hi. I'll follow back immediately. 💕💕💕

[Michael @jadevan08]

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[Chase Reign @Chase_Reign69]

Good night 🌃

[Michael @jadevan08]

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