jade

Cape Town/Dubai

[jade @jadewentzel]

@Brad_Labs I love you too my Brad ♥♥

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

SOMEONE CALLED ME PRETENTIOUS AND I ALMOST DROPPED THE COCKTAIL I WAS HAVING AT CAPRICE IN CAMPS BAY.

[jade @jadewentzel]

@MissMpumi what happened to coming to dubai for New Years? 😒😒❤️

[jade @jadewentzel]

Madonna is 54 and her bf is 22.If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry, maybe he isn't born yet @lil_pike_ or he's near his expiry date👌

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@tbhfuckoffpls: when your friend takes an ugly picture of you http://t.co/5z6oDS9Aq4” @lil_pike_ kinda looks like us last night.

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@MensHumor: Advice for all you single guys.” @lil_pike_

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@StevStiffler: Trying to turn my life around like http://t.co/QepJ1Ts7mU” @lil_pike_

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@canunots: i have abs………olutely nothing” @lil_pike_

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@KardashianReact: good lord she's beautiful http://t.co/7Cm9RNwdeR” @lil_pike_ shit a brick my ovaries

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@tbhfuckoffpls: my kind of salad http://t.co/AINStfH52e” @lil_pike_ jean pant wouldn't be too please 🍟🍔🍕🍦🍰🍰🍩🍭

[jade @jadewentzel]

just think, your life could be so much worse you could be that one girl in your grade who is obsessed with horses @lil_pike_ youuu 💃

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@ComedyOnIy: When you’re drunk at a party and see your friend” @lil_pike_

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@KardashianReact: school tomorrow http://t.co/3wU69cwPOI” @RangaSkank

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@canunots: im buysexual

you buy me food

i become sexual”

[jade @jadewentzel]

@kath_adami you're MY bae 😘😘

[jade @jadewentzel]

@RangaSkank horrible human being, you. 🙍

[jade @jadewentzel]

@RangaSkank I HATE you ✋

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@StevStiffler: Plot twist: a butterfly gets a tattoo of a slut on her back.” @RangaSkank dammit 😭😭😭

[jade @jadewentzel]

“@canunots: i suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer” @RangaSkank