jade

Big believer in the Oxford comma

[jade @jadewesthoff]

My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it

[brandi ❤️‍🔥 @daysevermore]

if miley doesn’t open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream

[Yali ✨ @Yalipop]

I genuinely hope we get Disney+ documentaries for these expansions. I want to see the thought process, design choice, the construction and i wanna know how many tons of cement used and just all the things. Park expansion docuseries would be so good 😭

[Original Orange Bird @ogorangebird]

“Get me Josh D’Amaro……..Don’t you put me on hold”

[SHAWN THE MUPPET'S NAME IS MONSTER @ShawnNOrlando]

Josh D'Amaro: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHATS BEYOND BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN

Distwitter: VILLAINS LAND OBVIOUSLY

JOSH: CARS YOU DUMB BITCHES

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-

Me: Can I bring my cat.

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Do these girls really think Hannah B is there to date people? She’s the most popular person in Bach Nation. She’s has a boyfriend for 3 years. Jesus Christ

#BachelorInParadise

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Hannah Brown after causing pure panic on the beach #BachelorInParadise

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Since when did Paradise mean exclusive after one hour of talking #BachelorInParadise

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

“Here for Aven” is pure violence #BachelorInParadise

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Boy Math word problem: If Kevin sleeps with Brenda in September, integrates her into his friend group in October, takes her to a work event in November, and introduces her to his parents in December, in what month will Kevin tell Brenda, "I'm not looking for anything serious."

[jade @jadewesthoff]

@TheBachBabes Why does he give me Tom Sandoval vibes

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

I’m genuinely concerned how anyone can find this 24 year old doofus “hot”

#BachelorInParadise

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

I’m sorry but this woman is absolutely unhinged

#BachelorInParadise

[Lana @palilana]

Ummm Kat playing with Brayden’s earrings as they kiss…? #BachelorInParadise

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

#BachelorInParadise

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

“He sent me a fire emoji” - A modern day love story #BachelorInParadise

[emmy @emmytweetsshit]

This cast is so messyyyyyyyy #BachelorInParadise