absolutely flummoxed

Recovering Twitter addict.

[absolutely flummoxed @jadiebjones]

If you called to get towed, why didn’t you also tell them your “friend” was missing?

[absolutely flummoxed @jadiebjones]

What happened to cleaning the planes between flights ? @AmericanAir

[Calenta @NBAPaint1]

Real talk we gotta keep AI away from our parents man cause they’ll stay up til 2am generating every possible member in your family into the most ridiculous edits. You sitting up here trying to avoid the rise of facial recognition and it don’t matter cause your mom 100 pics deep.

[Isaac G. Bryan @ib2_real]

Don’t listen to “I Have a Dream” today…
Listen to this instead.

[absolutely flummoxed @jadiebjones]

@poorteffy Would you ever sell a print of this? 🥺

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Today, ICE officers in Minneapolis were conducting targeted operations when rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them—an act of domestic terrorism.

An ICE officer, fearing for his life, the lives of his fellow law enforcement and the safety of the public, fired defensive shots.

He used his training and saved his own life and that of his fellow officers.

The alleged perpetrator was hit and is deceased. The ICE officers who were hurt are expected to make full recoveries.

This is the direct consequence of constant attacks and demonization of our officers by sanctuary politicians who fuel and encourage rampant assaults on our law enforcement who are facing 1,300% increase in assaults against them and an 8,000% increase in death threats. 

This is an evolving situation, and we will give the public more information as soon as it becomes available.

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

Victoria Scott Miller was forced to close Liberation Station after facing racial and death threats. She refused to be silenced. With community support, the Black-owned children’s bookstore has reopened, creating a space where Black children are seen, valued, and loved.

[greg @mistergeezy]

Pay close attention if you are using the USPS.

[CHEF @__LiveLaughLina]

Body tea but I'm dressed like Adam Sandler

[muse @honeyscoat]

Being corrected is not an attack on your intelligence and so many people fail to realize that, being unwilling to learn is more of an attack on you than someone teaching you something you thought you knew about.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Time to lock in

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Saw someone say, “Stop hoarding books, we don’t need paper books anyway” and I can’t express how misguided this is. Online libraries disappear, digital books can be altered, and with Big Tech seeking to destroy history and literacy, print media has never been more essential.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[absolutely flummoxed @jadiebjones]

Confused why humans think they can keep up with/control AI.

We’ve seen this movie before 🙄

[intelexual media @IntelexualMedia]

Where Hotties Study History: A Guide https://t.co/EA6m1Cqiln

[absolutely flummoxed @jadiebjones]

He said

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

workplace burnout is a public health crisis disguised as personal failure. when we normalize rest as essential infrastructure instead of earned reward, we don't just save individual lives—we shift culture.