Jade

♋️🦪

[BrockPierre @baseddwinduu]

This how George Lopez looked when they did flashbacks

[The Fights Club @thefightsclub]

Lmfoaoaoa nahhh a passenger had to remove this lady from the street bc she wouldn’t move out of traffic 😂😂😂

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

Apparently there are cameras in the break room at my job and apparently they’re gonna search them for someone (me) who has been taking other peoples food out the fridge

[Jade @jadieiman]

LMAOOOO not churches chicken!

[Shim Possible 🤑💰 @ayoooeasy1]

@1bdbsuff Make sure that okra fresh everyday too nigga.

[Jay @jaytorpedo__]

Sometimes that one “hey” ends up costing you two years of peace. Just ignore it.

[yours truly, vaish @VaishnaviVarkur]

Me after going on zero dates:

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

my body would lock and i’ll have to spend the rest of my life as a table

[MYSISTERKEEPER💜 @Tamauramonique]

I was just so tired of his ass today!!

[Low Dropper for Jesus @Mr_Everythng]

Man in the gym: Nice music tattoo! So you sing?

Me: Yeah- a lil bit. *heads to shower*

Him outside my shower stall: I don't hear no singing in there! I need to hear you singing in that shower!

Me:

[ivy @ivyphobic]

Iran you know grandma love you right grandma baby

[ravi nation @ravi_nati0n]

“We really appreciate the time you took to consider an opportunity with us. After further consideration….”

[des👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 @iamdollyduh]

I see why people kill they self

[Sam Chisholm @Gib_Ekim]

@miiriya1 With the umbrella 😂

[Jade @jadieiman]

The met gala is just like dress to impress lmao

[Jade @jadieiman]

I be on Reddit acting like I’m Dr.Phil 😭

[Givenchy’s Interlude @princepgivenchy]

Give me:

3 Baltimore niggas
30 Samoans 🇼🇸🇦🇸
12 Chicago niggas
5 NOLA punks
the 2004 Detroit Pistons
Draymond Green
2008 LeBron
DaBaby
Solange
1997 Mike Tyson
Floyd Mayweather
20 FL man/woman

& some Hennessy & we bringing home a Givenchy Silverback fur coat 🦍