Jadis Armbruster

Diplobrat. Ballroom dancer. Ex-POW. Never outgrew my 'But why?' phase.
@Columbia_SPS @FordhamGSB VP @EdelSmithfield

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

my favorite part in persuasion is when captain wentworth is like "I hate those who are easily persuaded. look at this hazelnut. it's so strong and unyielding. unlike some people"

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?

[lyss misses wallows @baddreamdylan]

“i won’t let you take her”
joel :
#TheLastOfUs #TheLastOfUsHBO #TLOU #tloufinale

[Shaan Puri @ShaanVP]

Here's the 30 second summary of the FTX drama that is blowing up in crypto.

1/ How FTX (a multi billion dollar co) almost died overnight

2/ And why this is a god tier strategic move by @cz_binance

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

look I'm not saying luring my frenemy into the catacombs would fix me necessarily I'm just saying we can't rule it out

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

Two years ago I went on a first date with a handsome new neighbor. He was a programmer who could play the piano, and I was floored by his class and intelligence. Seven months later he asked me to move in. One week ago he asked me to be his wife.
Needless to say, I said yes.🥰💍🌹

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

We don't like walks.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The Council of Elrond is a prime example of a meeting that could've been an email

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Fun email sign-offs you can use instead of "Warm regards":

- "Good night sweet prince"
- "Parting is such sweet sorrow"
- "I am gone forever"
- "Forever and forever farewell, Brutus. / If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed; / If not, ’tis true this parting was well made."

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

Just discovered today one of my rabbits (Theo) has arthritis. I'm not ready for him to be old. 😭

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

lol "left"

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

In Ōbu City, Japan, the mayor meets with Imomen, the speedo-wearing, yam-headed unofficial local mascot (left).

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

mercutio: I can't believe you just stabbed me

tybalt: look it's nothing personal, I just really hate montagues

mercutio: but I'm not a montague

tybalt: do you think I have time to check who is and isn't a montague before I stab them

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

@konet_prime Plato is Socrates fanfic - the original Slash?

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

Hot take: Renaissance paintings are just bible fan art.

[Owen Thomas @owenthomas]

“Semicolons always give me pause.”

#ohnewsroom

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

english teacher: describe a tree in as few words as possible.

JRR Tolkien: no

[Naval @naval]

If you want to live in the future, live in the freest place around. Because eventually, all of the innovators and creators will show up there.

[Jadis Armbruster @JadisArmbruster]

Kinda sad my fridge doesn't text me tbh. Here I thought our relationship was stronger than ever.