miss gurl

bye

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[miss gurl @jadlynxo]

@itzkiven remember dis

[Kevin Viet @itzkiven]

If i had a gf i would give her back massages

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

He knows he’s going to lose the midterms and go to jail so he’s going to go full fascist.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

"I only need 11,000 votes, fellas. I need 11,000 votes. Gimme a break."

In case anyone forgot: the only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump—and it's on tape.

Every accusation from this insecure little man is projection.

[elly🌺 @ellye6ks]

men will say “at least im not selling my body” and then join the military

[Izzy 👻 @izztastic]

“People don’t owe you a response” ok and I’m not obligated to tolerate getting ignored

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

really cool to read about how the government thinks i need to be neutralized for the crime of thinking being trans is fine while i’m on my lunch break and then have to go back to work so i can afford my overpriced groceries in the country that hates me. i feel awesome about this.

[isha @MibshaD]

If abortion is "playing God," so is chemo, insulin, and C-sections. Funny how only women's medical choices get called sacrilegious.

[ashley jungkook @strcandies]

Trump assassination attempt omg he’s so desperate he’ll do anything to take the attention off bts

[mean girl @venusconjunct]

the concept of getting pregnant and making everyone do everything for me just cause i got nutted in

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

conservative christians have freaked out about the anti-christ coming for years and when he finally got here they voted for him for president!!!!!!!

[𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙍 ⚔️ @blueberrycvm]

Sources say the shooter asked him to name 5 BIA songs

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

If you go to a Kanye West concert in 2026 you’re a fucking loser

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Nobody:

Kristi Noem’s husband:

[P @psevynn]

I don’t want no content creating ass nigga around me

[Jake Scott, MD @jakescottMD]

The White House is framing whole milk in schools as a nutrition win. It isn't.

Whole milk and low-fat milk have the same protein, calcium, vitamin D, and 13 essential nutrients. The only difference is about 50 extra calories and 5 grams of saturated fat per cup. There's some observational data suggesting kids who drink whole milk weigh less, but it's all high risk of bias, and no randomized trials have shown whole milk is actually better for them.

What would actually improve school nutrition: giving kids more than 10 minutes to eat. Scheduling recess before lunch. Funding kitchens to cook real food instead of reheating processed products. Paying cafeteria workers competitive wages so schools can actually retain staff. Upgrading equipment that's decades old. Offering more menu choices, including culturally appropriate foods. Pre-slicing fruit so kids will actually eat it.

Those cost money. Swapping milk cartons costs nothing and gets you a headline and whatever the hell that AI milk video was.

[Nexxy @_mssnexxy]

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed ?