angie :3 💋

turns out rock bottom has a basement 💕✨💋 je parle anglais + français 🥖 $starryprincess

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

i spent my high school career spit on and shoved to agree, so i can watch all my heroes sell a car on tv

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

why would a man ever ignore me :( i am so cute and sweet and have a dumptruck

[A @cryptdesires]

im going through things you can't even find on reddit

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Just told someone i always have a pen in my bag just in case i have a thought

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

hi i’m alive

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

if someone called me a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d steal christmas too tf

[Vivian @suchnerve]

If you aren’t polite to all customer/client-facing workers, I automatically don’t respect you as a person

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

merry cunty christmas 🎄

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

can people be normal when i post thirst traps i really don’t need a detailed description of what you wanna do to me if i’ve never talked to you before

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Find Joy This Holiday Season Even Though You Can’t Circle What You Want in an American Girl Catalog: https://t.co/3DjTLJLsAt

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

im so hungover. anyways here’s a thigh pic

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

keep the name fluffernutter out of your mouth!! god tier sandwich (yes i’m from new england)

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

#GOONETTE 🩷🩷🩷

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

can’t wait to be a slut this weekend. not that i’m not a slut usually. but…

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

happy december let’s sleigh 🎄✨✨

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

i have a gluten sensitivity because i already have too much gluteus maximus

[laura @XENOGOTH]

yeah dude we noticed you're struggling with one of the most suicide inducing mental illnesses imaginable so we got you these mildly irritating dice

[angie :3 💋 @jadore2009]

just two new england girlies chillin