Jade

[NWord Scissorhands𓂆 @Otaku_Fish]

If I was bald I would just tell people that I lost my hair in Iraq

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

this is my vibe

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

(Crying, Nauseous, Terrified, Shaking) I need to make a List

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

This is a proudly no kill womens shelter

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

This is the worst 24 hour period for the gays in living memory

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Oh, I get it. So I'm the bad guy just because I'm the one hurting people with my unkind words and irresponsible behavior? I see how it is.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

I’m not “dependent” on the amulet I just refuse to take it off and it’s honestly really telling that you won’t take no for an answer, like idk maybe you should take a step back and really consider which one of us is under the foul influence of the Accursed Amulet of Carthus here

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I just checked and youre not allowed, In general

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i can phil it collins in the air tonight

[Reductress @Reductress]

Doctor Wasn’t Aware You Wanted Pain Gone

[maria @ilmutus]

if you saw a fat dog in 2016 you had to call it a "heckin chonker" or else they'd execute you

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

MITCH MCCONNELL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Joan Didion, every day is all there is