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[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[Wunmi🧚‍♀️💕 @Mosidat_wunmi]

girl atleast get traumatized by a ceo, pilot, engineer or doctor

[ً @prinkasusa]

A study has revealed that a woman's preferences for male facial features can change with her menstrual cycle. For instance, when she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. HOWEVER, during menstruation or menopause, she might prefer a man with duct tape over his mouth, a Spear lodged in his chest, and engulfed in flames. Further studies on this subject are unlikely.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

If you support Israel, you support paedophilia

[Austine @theereal_one]

wearing these without shaving. Bush was behind 9/11

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me with that one pair of pants that fit me perfectly

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Next month is may, may every man stfu

[jynx @jynxbby]

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

hope u get withdrawals from not talking to me

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[໊ @user0000O0]

“you already told us”

[redacted @aquariusdays]

I need another cigarette and also to be taken out back and shot

[𐕣 @reddict0000]

Mood

[Drebae @Drebae_]

My Tesla Robot when I ask it to make me a seafood boil at 3am: