Jadyn Scheck

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[maliha ✿ @mallliha]

telling your best friend every single weird thought that you have is the most important part of not going insane

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[maybe:alesha @Alesha1013]

next week is october lmao imma just sit here while i see my twenties flash before my eyes

[Jadyn Scheck @jadynscheck]

@shanloh I’m proud to say I witnessed this firsthand

[trish @ultragloss]

robert pattinson if you are reading this i am free on thursday night and would like to hang out. i am also free most monday and wednesday nights but every other monday u have to take me to swim practice but my mom said if u take me she can pick me up. please let me know if you w

[Dhillan @dhillsposable]

Me going to bed knowing I wasn’t cursed with the cilantro tasting like soap gene

[tesla @bodegaoflove]

i’m sorry but why does this look like a scene from brooklyn 99

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my stomach after I eat dairy

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

dr: we had to remove your colon

me why

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

REPLACING MEALS WITH ICED COFFEE CONS:

-expensive
-always jittery
-nutritionists hate you
-always have coffee breath

REPLACING MEALS WITH ICED COFFEE PROS:

-skinny legend

[Jadyn Scheck @jadynscheck]

@tytwitchell15 @DennysDiner ???

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

every single day all the shitty shit that's ever happened to you gets farther away and all the good shit that's gonna happen to you gets closer.

[Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow]

Nursing students to patients: Be sure you’re getting plenty of sleep. Don’t intake too much caffeine and take care of yourself!

Also nursing students: stay up until the ass crack of dawn studying. Fueled by ramen noodles, 12 cups of coffee and anxiety