miss_Me

Growth hacker. Passion is my thing

[Joseph Kalimbwe @joseph_kalimbwe]

As a Zambian, I respect Zimbabweans, say whatever about them, but Zimbos move different in almost every other aspect of life; in skills, hustle, education; name it.

Lastly Kenyans must respect Zimbabweans. A Zimbabwean man made their President his personal driver. Thats levels !

[Birungi bianca P @prossybianca]

I will never tell a man that he can't find someone better than me. Because there are women who even take loans for a man.

[Stunnianna.💋 @mshoney_J]

Video calling me few minutes after getting my number will make me hate you forever.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

nobody:

me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

suicide is the saddest thing ever. do you know how dark your thoughts and feelings have to be to get to that point? Praying for anyone dealing with silent battles smh

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

You ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it even finishes

[CallUnc @Callunc]

The first filter we will never forget 😂😂

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.

[Hon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga @SirTitusVeTech]

This has to be the greatest Muroora vs Amwene beef ever💀😅

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Such a Tyrant @Freexone_]

She was singing off key the whole song but back in 2003 we didn’t care cuz the song was a bop! 😂😂

[Msizi @msiziworld]

Before whatsapp had statuses, we used to put people on our Profile Pictures on their birthdays 😭😂

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Be shameless with your prayers.
Ask for things that even sound impossible.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I don't even want a dream job anymore, I just want a job that doesn't leave me with a heavy feeling in my chest on Sunday evenings.

[Tariro @tary04]

Please tell me this Big Brother Zimbabwe with Oscar Pambuka as host is NOT REAL. Someone say sike and tell me it’s a skit. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?