JBM

also known as calzonebetrayal

[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[neature vs norture @chionogirl]

It must feel so good to be a toddler and take your shoes and socks off as soon as you get in the car

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

when people call instead of text

[JBM @jaecykay]

bro they killed nancy #StrangerThings5

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

William Henry Harrison rn

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

My uncle singing happy birthday when I turned 6

[JBM @jaecykay]

it’s all going to be fleetwood mac and brahms lullaby from trying to get my son to sleep

[Patrick Boyle — e/🦀 @p_maverick_b]

i think about this a lot

[jynx @jynxbby]

when my yapping battery runs out and I just sit there like this

[JBM @jaecykay]

Baby Salem in his @itscourtilly merch 🩵🤍

[JBM @jaecykay]

I could’ve went 😭😭 catch me at a @NoahKahan concert next year with my baby and a pair of these bad boys

[JBM @jaecykay]

I wanted so badly to go to the Noah Kahan concert in June, but I’ll be nine months pregnant by then and I can’t risk my baby being a Texan :/

[JBM @jaecykay]

sunday scaries are hittin tonight

[JBM @jaecykay]

my son kicking me all hours of the night

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Did you sleep well?
Me:

[Houston Astros @astros]

Jose Altuve will be an Astro for life.

[JBM @jaecykay]

how is elmo doing?

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?