Jake Edwards

a surveyor of the finer things in life

Nationally ranked solitaire player

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

I used to be a super america guy until I walked into a kwiktrip and realized how much better it was.

My third eye was opened.

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@djmant So this ain't you?

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@djmant do you play pokemon go with the same username?

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

Making your bed is the most useless thing in the world

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

Anyone that's ever put "hanging with friends" as a hobby/interest in a social icebreaker, just know that most cardboard is more interesting than you.

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

Schrodingers Succulent

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Balsamic Wind Ensemble

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

All of Winona State campus smells like orange chicken.

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@AmosSZN The tears of the damned

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

"This isn't meatballs"

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

@jaed4444 sounds like a good day

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@AmosSZN Magnificent 7 is better

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

Headed to Kwik Trip for the 3rd time today.

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@EA are the plants vs zombies GW2 servers down??? 👉👈🥺

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

If someone tells you not to drink Dr Pepper in the morning, cut them loose. You always deserve a Dr Pepper.

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

1. Inflate
2. Deflate
3. Reflate

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

Remember... she'll always be there, the grind won't.

Keep grinding.

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@itsrjbailey It's 0 degrees here 😂😂😂

[Jake Edwards @jaed4444]

@uhhmmily Lucky