Jacob Labitag

Be it ever so humble

[Jacob Labitag @jaelabitag]

CIA Agent: “tell me who fried the rice and this will get a whole lot easier”

Shrimp: *spits blood* “fuck you, bitch”

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

bruce getting flashbanged by El Doom

[CoCo❕ @CoCoCookerr]

new week, let's get this bread❕

[Vivian @perlucidum]

guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4

[Infinity Ward @InfinityWard]

One man is losing himself to finish the fight.

A new generation is finding themselves in one.

Heroes fall. Heroes rise.

Where you hold the line defines who you become.

The #MW4 Campaign.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Went to Panda express, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

[b0ysbrokenheart @b0ysbrokenheart]

The baddest Witchers to ever walk the Continent.

[mari @loverrycore]

when someone suggests seeing a movie together

[Ghvst MIN3R @Ghvst_MIN3R]

Pain killer after seeing all the pain I’m carrying inside

[atlas @reatlashype]

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live like a povert for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your cock doesn’t work but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax free.

[Marco @maarcoofdezz]

la vida antes de este tweet:

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[mirage instant window smoke @dickerjunge24]

typa crosshair my teammates have

[Jacob Labitag @jaelabitag]

@SoaRZelta me and my buddy skipped bo6 and played mw3 and bo7 simultaneously and mw3 is still filled with players in most of the 6v6 playlists