i did just go to change my username to my insta one but discovered that my actual name in one word is free for the first time in years…rip other jaelily but now it’s my turn
Feel so sorry for everyone with magical thinking OCD…imagine believing you are at fault for the unpredictability of the world….everyone knows it’s me & me alone who brings about bad weather, illness, power outages, & political turmoil through my decision to eat 1 extra pretzel
Watching my beautiful wife wake up to an alarm, get dressed, and go to work while I lie in bed is like witnessing a small bunny be flung from a moving vehicle while I watch from the sidewalk like some degenerate bystander.