sjh

we have to stop Kony

[sjh @jaeslaw]

watch more adults use utensils

[sjh @jaeslaw]

nothing like florescent lighting to humble oneself

[sjh @jaeslaw]

more people should have DNRs

[sjh @jaeslaw]

completing lazy girl ritual-grocery shopping just to eat out immediately afterwards

[sjh @jaeslaw]

@sweetiddies throwing out some suggestions

[gio 💋🩸 @giohalliwell]

You’ll never guess what song is playing https://t.co/x3Pd79gwO5

[sjh @jaeslaw]

never get tired of trying; and never think it is impossible to conquer your fault

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

shit i’m tryna get into this weekend

[Zach ⭒ @lexapr1nce]

Pls don’t make me bounce on it I have low iron and arthritic knees

[sjh @jaeslaw]

@steviaplath you went to chilis without me :(

[sjh @jaeslaw]

@sweetiddies @steviaplath I have no shame

[sjh @jaeslaw]

underappreciated and underpaid

[sjh @jaeslaw]

“I think god gas a sense of humor and he’s gonna make your kid ugly•

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

I think the concept of courtroom sketches are interesting because we can easily photograph all of this, but they're like no, I need to see how you capture the moment through the medium of oil on canvas.

[sjh @jaeslaw]

@sweetiddies pls be Jessica rabbit for Halloween

[gil @oafworld]

boyfriend gets upset if i say i'm gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life"

[sjh @jaeslaw]

only time I tweet anymore is when I’m drunk at an airport, aloha fuckers

[sjh @jaeslaw]

another day, another time I didn’t kms