Your Fav Virgo 👑

Never cared to be popular, only paid 💰

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Glowing 🌟

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

And that’s on period.

[Coop @Coopavelli_]

Idc how hard life get I ain’t dating outside of my race

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Miss him so bad 🥲🥲🥲.

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

My mom :

Me: Ma let me catch u up on the tea girl 😭😭

[tay bay 🫧! @lataviaamakayla]

can’t wait to be a wife 😭😭

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Imagine if men read romance novels 🤔

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

No accountability

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Having that creature call my phone is where I draw the line.

[DEANY. @deanyplease]

a nigga will show you everytime why he can’t be your nigga!

[Rhea @bittiae]

Who is that lucky girlll???!!!!!

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

What is it with the bbl girlies getting so wide in their midsection after surgery???? Like don’t u get Lipo?? Why are you spreading??

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

I keep telling people that men crave stress and problems. You give them too much peace and they start to malfunction.

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

And this is why I treat you creatures like the disappointments yal are. Ew.

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Is it retrograde or something?! My patience has just been nonexistent lately.

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Asking to lay up before you’ve asked if you can take me out for a date is insane work. Now you’re blocked.

[Your Fav Virgo 👑 @jaethedon_]

Getting me some KKs today 😋😋😋

[Vitus @holl4fs]

don't trust no man, just enjoy your time with him.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I will sniff that man like a line of coke

[Yusuf Ahmed @yusufahmedng]

My wife was telling me about her plans for the day.

I asked her if she had money for the plans she’s making and she said: that’s where I come in. 😅🤦🏾‍♂️

[charles @chukroxx]

My preemie daughter born at 22 weeks is almost a year old 🥹

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

My first post-cancer BUN. It’s OVER for you bitches!!!!

I LITERALLY USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS.