doing the "scrolling past lewd image in public but keeping the like button in view to tap it" tech, then failing the dexterity check and getting full blasted with half-naked anime women while on the bus
a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT
A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:
-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."
-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."
-"w-h-"
-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."
-"i don't u-"
-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."