OBGYN: are you on birth control?
Me: no
Her: are you trying to get pregnant?
Me: no
Her: *stares at me* but you’re not on birth control?
Me: *stares right back* think harder
Lotte Wubben-Moy dropped the Izzy celebration last night after scoring in the Conti Cup!
The young Lionesses fan, who's severely deaf and teaching others British Sign Language, was asked how she'd celebrate when they met on international duty ❤️👏
babe, wake up. a new lesbian film, polarized (2023), just dropped! it's directed by shamim sarif who gave us 'the world unseen' and 'i can't think straight'.
161 caps for England
Represented Team GB at the Olympics
UEFA Women’s Euro WINNER
Women’s World Cup Bronze
Women’s Super League WINNER
3x Women’s FA Cup WINNER
MBE
Don’t be silly. Jill Scott has every right to be at this table.
Uk Disney plus having the US dub of Cars where Harv is voiced by Jeremy Piven instead of Jeremy Clarkson has upset me more than expected in spite of me wishing Clarkson could be hunted for sport etc