James Watt

Software engineering, Agile, DevOps & cloud consultant.

[James Watt @jafwatt]

I wonder if the appointment of David Cameron is more about creating the perception of breaking the endless procession of f***wits

[James Watt @jafwatt]

@TheLastLeg Is it ok that Pfizer is being accused of considering making new COVID variants to sell more vaccines? #Pfizer #COVID

[James Watt @jafwatt]

@TheLastLeg #MuskDick

[James Watt @jafwatt]

I don't think an apology for Truss's mini-budget forced out of @RishiSunak by @BethRigby of @SkyNews is going to make much difference

[James Watt @jafwatt]

I wonder when we will have finished "coming out of COVID"? It seems to have become one of those excuses for people being a bit shit

[James Watt @jafwatt]

'Better' today was cleaning the bird shit off my home office window so I actually enjoy the view I spent £100s creating #fml #mondaythoughts #Mondayblues

[James Watt @jafwatt]

Please, please, please learn to write a proper CV so it's not just a bullet point list of technologies, applications and concepts you may (or may not) have used. Tell me what you achieved! #recruitment #Ownership

[U&Dave @davechannel]

"I once told everyone not to have parties but then went to loads of parties and told everyone there were no parties and then got fined by the police for having parties"

[James Watt @jafwatt]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN What's going on with https://t.co/inLZ18dPhm? I can't get https://t.co/ox2lozpVy4 to install so I can't patch World of Warcraft and I've tried all recommended actions.

[Sergio Pérez @SChecoPerez]

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[James Watt @jafwatt]

I think what the world needs right now is for a lot of things to just f*** off as hard as they can. Boris. Putin. COVID. Winter. Inflation. Feel free to add your own list.

[James Watt @jafwatt]

If you're writing a unit test that needs 'something else' running it's not a f****** unit test! #software #antipattern

[James Watt @jafwatt]

It's not OK to have the Javid brothers in senior positions within the Met police and the Conservative party. Clearly puts independence into question.

[James Watt @jafwatt]

Waiting sucks. Waiting for the pandemic to end. Waiting for Boris to f*** off. Waiting for Putin to make his move. Bored of waiting! #endthewait

[James Watt @jafwatt]

There's something deeply wrong when your team can't cope with multiple collaboration tools. Time to simplify.

[James Watt @jafwatt]

@wtf1official Age and experience vs youth and ambition. Lewis' ruthlessness may be the big difference.

[Uncle Bob Martin @unclebobmartin]

You know what we’re going to need in order to survive the next few decades? A lot of very good programmers.

[James Watt @jafwatt]

COVID-19 vaccination effectiveness declines after 6 months? News media likes to use fear to drive viewers by creating sensational headlines without enough context. There are good people in news media but these are businesses that demand profit. Don't let the media fuel your fear.

[James Watt @jafwatt]

https://t.co/wLg6Hkh2kE
@RobertJenrick, how you can look at yourself in the mirror after allowing a new coal mine is beyond me. You should be ashamed. #ClimateAction

[James Watt @jafwatt]

Ok Twitter, convince me you're worth spending any time on