Jay Panic

Just another freak in the freak kingdom.

James has passed away.

[Jay Panic @JagAskell]

If you enjoyed James" tweets, pls support this cause in his memory https://t.co/aiYFg5eOSh

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Jay died suddenly last year, in India. Missed by his many friends and family, especially by me, his Mum. RIP XX

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Codeine under the counter here.

With Valium, Xanax and Lyrica.

WIinning.

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Holy fuck my bollocks fells off.

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One prescription in India (after you have told the doctor what to write will take you faaaaaar....

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Heston Blumenfart

[Ryan @mjkspeaks]

I don't do bad things because they feel bad.

I do bad things because they feel good.

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Dick pics, but anus pics.

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Cooked a great meal. Gordon Ramsay eat your fart out.

No please.

You deserve it.

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Also, good luck when it comes to quitting, #xanax

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In India I have eaten an incredible amount of benzos. So Americans can stop showing off with your Xanax talk. They're really not all that.

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Can't wait until bully police are reincarnated as battery chickens.

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My lack of notifications speaks for itself.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Don't worry, there's no way that your kids could ever find out that their mommy is a whore on the internet.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Coworker: Tomorrow is my Friday!

Me: So, two extra days of loneliness, jerking off and self loathing?

CW....

Me: Have fun!

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So is each 'bang' like a single hair or what?

And life's other great questions.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

...When I said we should get stoned, I wasn't making a biblical reference.

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'Come back to Twitter,' said my stupid brain.

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Some of you are morons. Don't worry it's not your fault. Blame your crack smoking mother.