SoulCaddie

↪ Forgiveness is this world's version of Heaven's justice.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

Me?!
Just trying to work "small blue swimming tomatoes" into a sentence

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

*walks boldly into 2018.
falls down*

[Kat 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @kathybotteas]

Chartreuse is a way better word than its colour.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

Pretend I'm a parking spot and validate me

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

This year the word 'Highlights' has been a mean taunt
#denverbroncos

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

Drank a pot of coffee so I'll stay up until 9pm.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

I'll break your resolutions, too

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

"lmao" is not a full response. You owe next text.

-Texetiqutte

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

My sympathy goes out to all whose Birthday's are on Dec 25th !

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

I don't my Gay apparel everyday!

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

Remember, the Abominable Snowman only had a toothache...

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Merry Christmas Twitter, you guys mean more to me than you should.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

Stay warm by the bridges you've burned

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

My decorations this year was a box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree brownies.
Your move.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

...Swimming underwater with pickles on the side

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

Broncos offense didn't even have an inzone celebration this year.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

They let me retreat & are there when I return...unconditionally

#LuvLords

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We can never stop fighting until we learn the truth, which is why it is critical Mueller is left to do his job of leading the special investigation.

[SoulCaddie @SoulCaddie]

I've been tinsel shamed and am surviving