Jager

Old Punk,
Nobody tells me what I think.
I do what I want.
It's all a joke anyway.
Isaiah 54:17

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@uglybagstard Okay, but only if you laugh and rub your belly.

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@YenaYoungblood Executive paralysis? I didn't even know you were on the board of directors.

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@EElfpireVT Why does every politician tweet like I'm in congress?

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@PoltFan69 Don't worry, they got someone who has never heard of Persona and will never play the game to direct it. Also, the actors are banned from even looking at the franchise.

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@LavenderGhast They put Rebecca in the human stretcher.

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So Steam is terrible because it has a "monopoly," but Steam should also put more games on their platform making it less worth downloading another storefront, thus increasing the size of said "monopoly?"

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney says Steam is missing out on millions of PC players because it doesn’t have games like Fortnite, Riot Games titles, or Genshin Impact.

Sweeney said Valve has “a nice thing going on on PC,” but added that Steam is “missing out on a lot of opportunity” by not having those games available on the platform.

Sweeney also said Epic wants to work with Valve in the future, explaining, “We would love to interoperate with every company willing and to connect all the gamers.”

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@kenzietuff And somehow it's still a mystery on why men commit suicide more often.

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@KOGG__ Do not free her from the lab coat. Give her only a lab coat!

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@KirscheVerstahl Do you want me to turn off the France-Heatwave-inator?

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What did Yena mean by this? (This is joke, take care of yourself or else you'll get the belt)

[Yena Youngblood ⛓️‍💥 @YenaYoungblood]

I’ve said this on stream but I want to reiterate it here!! Please do not feel the need to stay up for streams! 🥺 I know live chat is always more fun but I’d rather you be taking care of yourself and getting more rest.

I make a means to archive all my VODs on my main or secondary YT channel, even the ones on Twitch, so you won’t be missing anything!

Health is wealth and I highly encourage everyone to take care of themselves! I’ll be angry if you don’t! 💢

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@KirscheVerstahl "Why are you in a racist competition?! Is this her admitting she's racist?!"

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@Grxit Trust, this time it will work.

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@p9cker_girl What does this even mean? Like legitimately, is he saying he's a payment processor or that if you call him out your on payment processor's side? He has to just be posting just to post at this point.

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@SocksAgency They didn't actually add the chest, Zendraya's chest is just that powerful (her name being misspelled here is a running theme with Zedrayna).

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@UmariTomoe Horses aren't even real.

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@KirscheVerstahl Of course you're not wearing a seat belt.

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@YenaYoungblood When the delinquent girl sees her crush.

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@KirscheVerstahl "Cold magic must be banned, it is too dangerous and volatile, the kingdom can ill afford such dangers for trival matters!"

"You would dare? What of the young wizards who wish to cool there homes, you would deny them their right to practice the arcane arts?"

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@KirscheVerstahl Man's got a WMD (Weiner of Mass Destruction).

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@MythicTalent Okay but what if this post get 1k likes?