the butt whisperer

not a girl, not yet a catdog

[the butt whisperer @jagerschnitzels]

"i root for you" is not only the most beautiful fiona apple lyric but probably the most beautiful thing u could say to someone imo

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I'm crying LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO gorl if you don't love yourself

[the butt whisperer @jagerschnitzels]

@JaneDashley It’s insane. My daughter will be sick for like a day then is happy and playing with a 103 fever and whatever she has brought home takes me out for week minimum. I’ve been sick basically non stop since she started in September it’s ROUGH

[the butt whisperer @jagerschnitzels]

@srsiskind You’re getting a lot of judgmental replies so I just want to chime in: this is so precious, and my daughter has been in daycare since six weeks because yes, we both have to work! And it’s totally ok, she’s loved, happy, safe and super advanced with her gross motor development.

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

The perfection of snow in the paintings of Danish artist Peder Mørk Mønsted (1859–1941)

[fawn @fawnncel]

you know it’s getting bad when you start listening to the music you listened to at 14

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

Full body chills

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Whenever someone says that the greatest show of all time is The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or The Wire or Mad Men etc I think to myself, “This idiot has clearly never seen Vanderpump Rules seasons 2, 3, and 10.”

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[the butt whisperer @jagerschnitzels]

@mindyisser sally pizza! open mondays, good wine & tons of fun apps to share

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

explaining KONY 2012 to my 22-year-old coworkers

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet

[ELV News & Updates @ilovemygfsarah]

Meredith Marks is quite literally one of the best housewives of all time. Glam on 10, xanned out, three fake business ventures, lavender marriage, gay son, thot daughter, beef with a blonde, rocky finances, iconic looks,

[the butt whisperer @jagerschnitzels]

@therealcbrad happy birthday!!! your skin looks luminous, may 33 be kind to you ✨

[the butt whisperer @jagerschnitzels]

@alaskastardust my best girl piper has her ashes spread on the mountain here, it is such a spiritual and special place to me ❤️