nathan 🌿

29 • he/him • trans • bespectacled pretty boy • perpetually trying to learn Deutsch + 日本語 • i like anime, video games + scary stuff!

[nathan 🌿 @jagkwtf]

I’m so happy I got MARRIED to @slt_fckr in SCOTLAND!!! 🥰🥰

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[𝔽. ℙ. ℍunter 🎃👻 @FeralPHunter]

white people be like i went no contact with my horse

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I just had a delicious meal using only 3 ingredients
- 1 beer
- 2 more beers

[ᵈₑᶜᵢdᵤ𝚊:_°❀*̥˚. @perdifoil]

i hate smoking cigarettes because every two hours my brain starts talking like a triple A game character like "could really go for a smoke.. havent smoked in a while.. might be nice to have a smoke..."

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“damn I wish I had today off”
me on my days off:

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[Zion @zionszzn]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

[han @rustlamb]

i have this problem where the idea of replying to messages gives me the same level of mental threat response as if someone was chasing me with a large axe. i would likely enjoy being chased with a large axe more. i would like to swap messages for being chased with a large axe.

[nathan 🌿 @jagkwtf]

@slt_fckr CUMDUCK IS INSANE

[luca 🐺🪓 @cisnistr]

everybody say amen