Jago Jokes

[Simon Jago'naut' @TheJagonaut]

All u can eat breakfast @beefeatergrill & fancy a 🍌 4 l8r & discova all r sliced open. Rather they al go bad than go 2 paying customers wtf?

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

There is 1 thing more reliable than the sun rising each morning. That ‘40 Year Old Virgin’ will b on @itv2 wheneva u want 2 watch #FamilyGuy

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

Normally @rickastley is pretty good at letting people borrow his Disney Pixar DVDS but be warned, hes never gonna give you Up! #Joke #Disney

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

Game of Thrones Wine Mix Super-Cut S1-S6 @GameOfThrones @GameOfLaughs @GofTNews @FanofThrones #GameOfThrones #GoTS7 https://t.co/6LQZqSCvDK

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

Finally its up! What if @Iron_Man was a northerner in @GameOfThrones? He'd want REVENGE! #HouseStark #GameOfThrones https://t.co/mRkcSgBtx1

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

Dnt wanna jinx anythin but afta months of hard work this bad boy shud b finally up 2night #HouseStark #GameOfThrones

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

What temperature are the insides of a Tauntaun? "Luke" Warm #BadJokes #StarWars

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

What's Darth Vader's favourite film? Sith-ter Act #BadJokes #StarWars

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

I have been bitten by a spider and it has swollen up like a bitch! Still waiting for super powers! 😡

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Watchin #Chelsea & it's like Space Jam, Im sure sum aliens have stolen all the players quality! What the f**k has happened 2 the champions?

[The Movie Maniacs @MovieManiacsMan]

I'm goin 2 watch all the Back to the Future films 2day instead of yesterday because.....time travel! #BackToFutureDay #BackToTheFuture

[Total Team Ups @totalteamups]

"Raichu?" - #Raichu from @Pokemon meets #Raiju from @PacificRim #pokemon #kaiju #pacificrim #TotalTeamUps #artwork

[Total Team Ups @totalteamups]

The @MovieManiacsMan presents the first total team up! "Who are we?" guess the characters? #film #movie #artwork

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

We are finally rid of Sepp Blatter! Although hes not giving up without a fight! @moviemaniacsman https://t.co/Zol8yEzYYR #BlatterOut #fifa

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Is any1 else bothered that @BlizzardCSEU_EN havent made an anus on Falstaads Griffin? @BlizzHeroes Do Griffins not crap? #heroesofthestorm

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Listenin 2 @KissFMUK & news says innocent tourists shot by police in #Egypt & then they advertise holiday to Sharm El Sheikh?!? #NoThanks

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Weird thought of the day. Every time u ever shake an adults hand man or woman, that hand has at sum point been wrapped around a dick! #fact

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Dear @sainsburys how many disabled people are u expecting 2 rock up 2 do their shopping at once? #NoSpaces

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Friday morning at work - time to watch @jeremykyletv videos on @YouTube #WorkingHard #HardlyWorking

[Jago Jokes @JagoJokes]

Petition: Introduce a tax on sugary drinks in the UK to improve our children's health. https://t.co/8HHZPfeQUb