The JagOompa-Loompas

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

@SLICK_WILLLY Glass??? It’s a cup you dimwit.

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Call me Will Whitmore the way I’m blocking the haters @Victor_Nelson_

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

LOOOMPAAAAAAA

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

@Victor_Nelson_ @wwhitmore2 William, William, William. You thought you could escape the Loompa. Think again

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

@wwhitmore2 Absolutely #Special William. What’s your favorite meat?

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

@wwhitmore2 So much worse on the way back out of the pooper cheeks🧯

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

@wwhitmore2 @Vikings Jagoompa loompaaaaa

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

@wwhitmore2 @Victor_Nelson_ Jagoompa my loompa WFW!

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Closing time has a monopoly on 2AM

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Might fuck around and lick some belly buttons tonight.

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

I’m so horny

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

FUCK girls with annoying voices

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Women won’t eat because they’ve been “being so unhealthy”, but then will chain rip the Posh like a state fair corn dog

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Wish there was a barber shop with hot chick stylists for the pube hedge I’ve been cultivating for the last two months... and yes they would throw in a complimentary blowy after the gooch wash

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

You can wear a hockey jersey everyday at Madison and probably still pull a relatively sexy blonde from Eau Claire

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Glad Wisconsin football team has a fun night out at the bar after getting fucked by Michigan! You guys suck!

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

You ever get home from the bar and are so horny you try to jerk off, but then are too drunk so you can’t finish, so you just end up going to sleep angry, horny, and with a sore cock

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

JFK was a mutant

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Can’t wait to “lemme hit your posh” into some pussy tn

[The JagOompa-Loompas @jagoompa]

Some of you bitches look like you pay a plastic surgeon salary and bonus goddamn