J.A. Grimms

locations are scant at best

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

Spy for hire rushes off the scene to tell his client the secret ingredient is….love!!

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*carefree youngster dancing to R&B at home*

black parent: you better Usher your way into them books

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CIA agent being alerted every time I open an incognito window and spilling his popcorn

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watching remember the titans and almost crying for two hours straight, what sick type of edging is this

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me in heaven: so what kind of food do we eat up here?

God: best I can do is Potbelly’s

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

how do I explain. you know when you see a stranger walking up, and they trip slightly, and you know they embarrassed, and you know because you’ve been there. what a curious web we weave bruh.

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

my favorite is just saying ‘Mornin’!’ and dropping the good. Barely a greeting, just two fellas stating the obvious.

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

What I’ll miss most about Super Bowl parties this year is those little meatballs y’all be slow cookin’

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@KarateSkool Pinterest!? Mans can’t even buy an oven mit

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Trumps bout’ to go off on Tumblr

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I cracked my back so good in bed last night, I said ‘Lord Have Mercy’ out loud.

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

The fact that I say the word hulu out loud on a regular basis is yet another reminder the future ain’t shit.

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

I just wanna know how they both got it at the same time. We know damn well him and Melania don’t share the same air. #TrumpCovid

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

I awoke from two back to back dreams revolving around chicken strips, two separate plots. My sub conscious has given up.

[Lamon Manuel @lamonmanuel_]

imagine being an artist and being able to just create without the expectation of being a “voice for the voiceless” and having everything you do politicized because your existence is politicized and everything you do/say is put on a scale for/against your humanity.

must be nice.

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

This tornado warning is a hoax. The far left have been in collusion with Mother Nature since day one.

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People who ask me, ‘Aren’t you hot in that?’ Clearly underestimate the level of pain I put myself through

[J.A. Grimms @jagrimms]

your mcm still uses a measuring cup for the milk in his mac & cheese

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Your interracial couple isn’t certified until y’all survive a Family Feud marathon. Like, why are you cheering for the McNallys so hard?