Jagular

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Clavicular's stream at 3AM is pure cinema
Bro carries a 10/10 in a blue bikini over his shoulder through the entire house while she begs him not to
Everyone yelling "jump in with her"
He just throws her in the pool and walks away like nothing happened 😭

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Interviewer: "Thick or long?"
Her: "Long. As long as he knows how to use it"
"Favorite position?" "On all fours"
Latinas are too honest for Miami, these interviews are insane 😭

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Average Clavicular meetup. The combined IQ is still lower than the amount of Rolexes in this video. Wtf is this 🤡💀

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Some streamers play games. Others know exactly how to make the camera the main event 💀

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Clavicular showed why yacht girls are the easiest 💀
He kissed her for 3 seconds and left her obsessed for 3 months

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Foam, ass, tutorial 💀
2 girls in a bathtub full of bubbles twerking to a laptop that teaches them how to twerk
This is literally your OF subscription at work and you thought she was in love with you

[Jagular @jagularxx]

That Rolex box line is still living in my head rent free. Bro invented a new insult mid crashout �

[Jagular @jagularxx]

POV: You hit tilt at a private blackjack game
You flip the entire table into the pool shouting "WHAT THE FUCK MAN HOW WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY BLACKJACK" 🎰
A horse, Clavicular, and 5 dudes in suits watch you have a full mental breakdown
Chat / Security guard / Everyone clipping

[Jagular @jagularxx]

0:03 - the way she gripped her hips like she owned her is actually crazy, that's not friendly that's possessive 💀

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Blonde in tropical pants twerking on another girl's lap on a yacht at 2AM
Brunette holding her waist, grabbing her ass, looking at the camera like "yeah we like that"
Red cups, Zeus camera in the background
Miami yacht parties are just soft porn at this point 😭

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Clavicular just laying there while two 10s fight to kiss him
"Yo I'm big chilling right now... I mog you"
The most nonchalant man on earth 😭

[GolazoX @golaaazox]

POV: First night in Thailand bar goes wrong instantly 💀
Bro touches a girl, her boyfriend appears, and suddenly it's "this is Thailand bro"

[Jagular @jagularxx]

He brought a cowboy hat to a pageant and tried to take BOTH 😭
Miss Nuevo León couldn't stop laughing
Bro really said "las dos" with full confidence

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Gattouz0 had to literally sit down on a rock and rethink his life choices to stop himself from acting up. 😭 The way he said "my blood flow is going up" is taking me out.

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Clavicular pool party at 2AM be like:
"I'm the twin. She's sexy."
"I'll take both of you honestly" 💀
Bro doesn't even have to try

[Jagular @jagularxx]

"I was just gesture maxing"
Clavicular vocabulary is undefeated 😭
First it was looksmaxxing, then clubmaxxing, now gesturemaxxing

[Jagular @jagularxx]

POV: You have the worst friends ever 💀

[Jagular @jagularxx]

The BBL pandemic needs to be studied by scientists. Why does it look like she’s walking around with two pillows stuffed in her shorts? 😭 The cameraman was fighting for his life not to look away. 👇

[Jagular @jagularxx]

Bro is out here playing rock-paper-scissors for kisses like he’s in middle school, but it’s actually working. Is this max rizz or just 100% staged?