John Chapman

Slippery When Wet

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Going on a cruise in 4 months

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Today is motorboat Saturday

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Trying to get my boys out to @selfiewrld with me. Fingers crossed.

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I saw @TuckerCarlson do a Harold once at UCB and he was fucking awesome

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Headed to Selfie Wrld with the boys if anyone wants to link up tonight

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I’m holding a press conference in 24 days. Mark your calendars. Wish me luck.

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Constantly reminded that I’m one of those small mouth large tongue people

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Teach a man to fish and he will be gone fishing most weekends and holidays

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I keep getting type casted as the tech bro, beta best friend, and big shiny bug

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Today is one of those, everything in my body feels like it’s dying days. Really should stop eating cashews.

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4 bad days away from living out of a limousine

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Mouth is wet, no way around it

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My two interactions with my father this month. Pretty special relationship.

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A 90 year old challenged me to a dance battle and I won in a landslide! Don’t even care that I had the advantage of one perfectly working knee.

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Gin & Tonics is the best drinks

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Piragua guys are about to make a killing

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Having are real “7 Finger” summer

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Looking for someone to go to a tiki bar with me

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I tried to start a Harlem Shake with my MRI techs and so far they are the only people in the hospital that have enjoyed it

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Football or death