i dont believe that authoritarianism has any place in a civilized world and should be reserved only for the kitchen. get the fuck out of my way before i shoot you
*going 115 on the highway*
“i am Orpheus; the cracked pavement the underworld. rot and corruption seeks to bind me on my journey beyond this coil.
*red and blue lights flash behind me*
*tears in my eyes, reaching for the handbrake*
“Eurydice my sweet, forgive me”
In Avengers: Endgame (2019), Rhodey suggests killing Thanos as a baby to strategically circumvent a conflict with a more evenly-match opponent. This is a subtle reference to the fact that Rhodey is a member of the United States Military.
host of the party: what are we thinking, beer pong or rage cage?
me, desperately wanting to listen to the transformers movie soundtrack: you know Steve Jablonsky really loved rage cage
i dreamt that i was laying on the floor and a man sat on my chest that was so fat the pressure blew open the top of my head and the skull fragments blasted a hole in the wall like a shotgun shell
fiverr therapist: you have a toouch of destiny about you
it is only after his girlfriend falls asleep at night that a man is truly free to watch “Tai Lung Escapes from Prison | Kung Fu Panda (2009)” on YouTube Kids without fear of persecution or humiliation
Asked a guy on the train to stop playing his music out loud and he was like “but I forgot headphones.” It’s like okay cool what you said constitutes so great a deviation from my mental model of acceptable human thinking that I no longer know how to communicate with you